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101 of the BEST Dating Profile Headlines

By The Dating Commando

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Great dating starts with an equally great headline.  No doubt about it, this unique, short piece of text says more about you than a few simple words ever can alone.  Nothing works harder for you to grab her attention and have her responding to you.

Before I give you the list (and it’s an AWESOME list compiled from the 101 BEST dating profile headlines of all time), there’s a few things you need to know about writing the best dating profile headline.  First off, avoid saying anything negative.  And I mean absolutely NO NEGATIVE comments.  No negative phrases, no negative connotations, no negative anything.  Second, NO and absolutely NO sexual references.  Believe me, while you think your greatest asset is your monster dick, she probably won’t.  So play it safe and don’t do it.

When she’s searching the dating sites looking for the new love of her life, the first thing she’s going to look at is the headline of your dating profile. If you have a bad or uninteresting profile headline, she’ll pass you up and move on.  A successful dating profile headline, on the other hand, will have her reading and relishing every single succulent word you write.  A successful headline:

  • says something unusual
  • says something interesting
  • says something exciting
  • says something absolutely outrageous
  • is creative and PROVOCATIVE
  • is ALWAYS positive

Here’s a couple of examples of the best dating profile headlines to get you started:

“Just Friends? I have enough friends…”
“Bad Boy Seeks Good Girl”
“More Than Just Your Boy-Toy”
“Rich, Well Traveled, Good Looking Guy Seeks Gal Who’ll Believe Anything”
“Victoria’s Secret? No. But I Could Be Your Secret!”
“Free Trial – Inquire Within”
“The Guy Your Mother Warned You About”

Got the idea? Those are some pretty eye-catching dating profile headlines that will get her attention BIG TIME! Okay, thanks for your patience and let’s get on with The 101 Best Dating Profile Headlines that the Dating Commando has found!

  1. What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew turned out to be the someone for you?
  2. 333: I’m only half evil!
  3. Four out of Five Doctors Recommend: Me!
  4. A Cut Above The Rest
  5. Dating Headline? That’s So Yesterday!
  6. They Call A Day Without Sunshine – Night
  7. A Good Man Is Hard To Find, But A Bad One Is Hard To Resist
  8. A Good Man Is Easy To Find: Just Look Below
  9. A Hard Act To Follow
  10. A Hopeless Romantic with No One To Romance With
  11. A Little Bit Curious
  12. A Penny For Your Thoughts
  13. A Perfect Body and a Perfect Mind
  14. A Road Less Traveled Is A Journey Remaining To Be Seen
  15. A Weird Combination of Nerd and Nympho
  16. Absinth Makes The Heart Grow Warmer
  17. Adventurer, Risk Taker, Artist
  18. Ahoy! Looking For A Shipmate!
  19. Turns Out Not All Men Are Created Equal After All
  20. All That Glitters Is Gold
  21. Almost Too Good To Be True
  22. Am I Hot Enough For You?
  23. Ambitious Risk Taker Seeks Partner
  24. Any Good fE-mails Out There?
  25. Appearance Catches The Eye, Personality Captures The Heart
  26. Are The Other Guys Here Really That Uncreative?
  27. Are We On The Same Page?
  28. Arrogant Prick With Soft Sensitive Side (Just Joking – There Is No Sensitive Side)
  29. Beauty Does Not Impress Me
  30. Blue Eyes Looking For Blue Skies
  31. Bookworm Seeks Bookmark To Keep His Place
  32. Boy Toy Looking To Be Played With
  33. Can I Ask You For Directions?
  34. Can You Guess My Favorite Spot To Be Kissed?
  35. Cat Lover Seeks Purrrfect Lap
  36. Cheap At Twice The Price
  37. Chocolate Lover Seeks Something Sweeter
  38. Click To Add To Cart
  39. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some Things Are Just Better Rich
  40. Coffee, Tea, or Me?
  41. Collector’s Item
  42. Crazy Like A Fox
  43. Cultured Risk Taker Seeks Selfish, High Maintenance, Self Centered Woman
  44. Dating Can Be Fun, I can Prove It!
  45. Dating Shouldn’t Be Difficult!
  46. Disneyland Isn’t The Only Place Dreams Come True
  47. Don’t Be Shy…I Don’t Bite – Most of the Time
  48. Don’t Forget To Blink
  49. English Is My First Language, Sarcasm My Second
  50. Ever See A Perfect Body Before?
  51. Experimental Cook Seeks Food Taster
  52. Finders Keepers
  53. First Mate Seeks Captain
  54. Fish Looking To Be Caught
  55. Free 30 Day Trial!
  56. Free To A Good Home
  57. Fun, Fun, Fun – Did I Mention Fun?
  58. Future Soccer Moms Apply Here
  59. Geek Seeking Geekette
  60. Going All The Way
  61. Good Date, Guaranteed!
  62. Great Catch Seeks The Same
  63. Great Cook Seeks To Add Spice To Your Life
  64. Handy Man Has Own Tools
  65. HauteStuff
  66. Have Wings…Will Travel
  67. Here Today, Will Be Gone Tomorrow
  68. Hi! I’m Mr. Right And I Heard You Were Looking For Me
  69. How Is Sex Like Snow? (Answer: You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it’ll last!)
  70. I’m Not Opinionated, Just Always Right
  71. I don’t Bite – Hard
  72. I Hate Paris Hilton
  73. I’ll Bend You Over Backwards
  74. Jerk Seeks Bitch
  75. Just What The Doctor Ordered
  76. Kicking Ass And Taking Names!
  77. Kid Tested, Mom Approved
  78. Laughter Is The Best Medicine
  79. Let’s Get Physical
  80. Love At First Site
  81. Love Me For My Mind Not My Body; Play With My Body Not My Mind
  82. Magnet Seeks Steel
  83. More Fun Than A Barrel Of Monkeys
  84. Music Video Director Seeks Hot Video Chick
  85. Next!
  86. No Witty Headline
  87. Not A Model, I Just Look Like One
  88. Now It’s My Turn!
  89. Oxytocin Is To Love, As Testosterone Is To…
  90. PG-13? Not Me!
  91. Puzzled Man Seeks Missing Piece
  92. Quit Grabbing My Butt!
  93. Ready, Set, Go!
  94. Saving One Bored Person At A Time
  95. Seduce My Mind And You Have My Body, Find My Soul And I’m Yours Forever
  96. Sexy, Outgoing…and you?
  97. Slippery When Wet
  98. Trust Me…I’m A Doctor!
  99. Unwrap This Package
  100. Wanted By Many, Taken By None, Looking At Some, Waiting For One
  101. WARNING: This Profile May Cause Insomnia And Impaired Concentration!

Well, there you have it! 101 of the BEST dating profile headlines that we here at the Dating Commando have ever come across.  Use them for the purposes of good, not evil!

SPECIAL UPDATE:

The Dating Commando has just created an amazing Online Dating Profile Headline Generator!
Generate thousands of Kick-Ass Dating Profile Headlines and Message Subject Lines that GET NOTICED at the click of a mouse! It doesn’t get any easier than this!!
Try it out FREE here: www.dating-command.com/dating-profile-headline-generator

The Dating Commando
www.dating-commando.com

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4 Comments

1

There are definitely lots of particulars like that to take into consideration. That could be a great point to convey up. I provide the thoughts above as general inspiration however clearly there are questions just like the one you bring up where an important factor will probably be working in honest good faith. I don?t know if best practices have emerged round things like that, but I’m positive that your job is clearly recognized as a fair game. Both boys and girls feel the impact of only a second’s pleasure, for the remainder of their lives.

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heusinte Dating labs
November 7th, 2011 at 7:51 am

Good article very beautifully written. i liked it

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Thanks Oscar!
I think boys and girls, men and women alike are quite responsible and fully aware of the consequences of their actions and don’t need to be hand-held through the process. However, you do bring up a great point in that there is a lot to take into consideration when trying to meet up with that special someone. That’s the point of the book: The Dating Commando: The Ultimate Kick-Ass Guide To Conquering Women Online. The book skillfully and easily takes men, ordinary men just like you and I through the minefield that is online dating and helps them to find that one (or many) woman of their dreams, without the regular BS, time wasting and other crap that can sometimes go hand-in-hand with the process.
Thanks for the reply and happy dating!

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Thanks Heusinte! Check out our new Online Dating Profile Headline Generator. It’s quite amazing and can generate THOUSANDS of headlines and Message Subject Lines at the click of a button!
It makes the tedious and often painful process of coming up with a Kick-Ass dating profile headline so much easier.

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