101 of the BEST Dating Profile Headlines
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Great dating starts with an equally great headline. No doubt about it, this unique, short piece of text says more about you than a few simple words ever can alone. Nothing works harder for you to grab her attention and have her responding to you.
Before I give you the list (and it’s an AWESOME list compiled from the 101 BEST dating profile headlines of all time), there’s a few things you need to know about writing the best dating profile headline. First off, avoid saying anything negative. And I mean absolutely NO NEGATIVE comments. No negative phrases, no negative connotations, no negative anything. Second, NO and absolutely NO sexual references. Believe me, while you think your greatest asset is your monster dick, she probably won’t. So play it safe and don’t do it.
When she’s searching the dating sites looking for the new love of her life, the first thing she’s going to look at is the headline of your dating profile. If you have a bad or uninteresting profile headline, she’ll pass you up and move on. A successful dating profile headline, on the other hand, will have her reading and relishing every single succulent word you write. A successful headline:
- says something unusual
- says something interesting
- says something exciting
- says something absolutely outrageous
- is creative and PROVOCATIVE
- is ALWAYS positive
Here’s a couple of examples of the best dating profile headlines to get you started:
“Just Friends? I have enough friends…”
“Bad Boy Seeks Good Girl”
“More Than Just Your Boy-Toy”
“Rich, Well Traveled, Good Looking Guy Seeks Gal Who’ll Believe Anything”
“Victoria’s Secret? No. But I Could Be Your Secret!”
“Free Trial – Inquire Within”
“The Guy Your Mother Warned You About”
Got the idea? Those are some pretty eye-catching dating profile headlines that will get her attention BIG TIME! Okay, thanks for your patience and let’s get on with The 101 Best Dating Profile Headlines that the Dating Commando has found!
- What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew turned out to be the someone for you?
- 333: I’m only half evil!
- Four out of Five Doctors Recommend: Me!
- A Cut Above The Rest
- Dating Headline? That’s So Yesterday!
- They Call A Day Without Sunshine – Night
- A Good Man Is Hard To Find, But A Bad One Is Hard To Resist
- A Good Man Is Easy To Find: Just Look Below
- A Hard Act To Follow
- A Hopeless Romantic with No One To Romance With
- A Little Bit Curious
- A Penny For Your Thoughts
- A Perfect Body and a Perfect Mind
- A Road Less Traveled Is A Journey Remaining To Be Seen
- A Weird Combination of Nerd and Nympho
- Absinth Makes The Heart Grow Warmer
- Adventurer, Risk Taker, Artist
- Ahoy! Looking For A Shipmate!
- Turns Out Not All Men Are Created Equal After All
- All That Glitters Is Gold
- Almost Too Good To Be True
- Am I Hot Enough For You?
- Ambitious Risk Taker Seeks Partner
- Any Good fE-mails Out There?
- Appearance Catches The Eye, Personality Captures The Heart
- Are The Other Guys Here Really That Uncreative?
- Are We On The Same Page?
- Arrogant Prick With Soft Sensitive Side (Just Joking – There Is No Sensitive Side)
- Beauty Does Not Impress Me
- Blue Eyes Looking For Blue Skies
- Bookworm Seeks Bookmark To Keep His Place
- Boy Toy Looking To Be Played With
- Can I Ask You For Directions?
- Can You Guess My Favorite Spot To Be Kissed?
- Cat Lover Seeks Purrrfect Lap
- Cheap At Twice The Price
- Chocolate Lover Seeks Something Sweeter
- Click To Add To Cart
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some Things Are Just Better Rich
- Coffee, Tea, or Me?
- Collector’s Item
- Crazy Like A Fox
- Cultured Risk Taker Seeks Selfish, High Maintenance, Self Centered Woman
- Dating Can Be Fun, I can Prove It!
- Dating Shouldn’t Be Difficult!
- Disneyland Isn’t The Only Place Dreams Come True
- Don’t Be Shy…I Don’t Bite – Most of the Time
- Don’t Forget To Blink
- English Is My First Language, Sarcasm My Second
- Ever See A Perfect Body Before?
- Experimental Cook Seeks Food Taster
- Finders Keepers
- First Mate Seeks Captain
- Fish Looking To Be Caught
- Free 30 Day Trial!
- Free To A Good Home
- Fun, Fun, Fun – Did I Mention Fun?
- Future Soccer Moms Apply Here
- Geek Seeking Geekette
- Going All The Way
- Good Date, Guaranteed!
- Great Catch Seeks The Same
- Great Cook Seeks To Add Spice To Your Life
- Handy Man Has Own Tools
- HauteStuff
- Have Wings…Will Travel
- Here Today, Will Be Gone Tomorrow
- Hi! I’m Mr. Right And I Heard You Were Looking For Me
- How Is Sex Like Snow? (Answer: You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it’ll last!)
- I’m Not Opinionated, Just Always Right
- I don’t Bite – Hard
- I Hate Paris Hilton
- I’ll Bend You Over Backwards
- Jerk Seeks Bitch
- Just What The Doctor Ordered
- Kicking Ass And Taking Names!
- Kid Tested, Mom Approved
- Laughter Is The Best Medicine
- Let’s Get Physical
- Love At First Site
- Love Me For My Mind Not My Body; Play With My Body Not My Mind
- Magnet Seeks Steel
- More Fun Than A Barrel Of Monkeys
- Music Video Director Seeks Hot Video Chick
- Next!
- No Witty Headline
- Not A Model, I Just Look Like One
- Now It’s My Turn!
- Oxytocin Is To Love, As Testosterone Is To…
- PG-13? Not Me!
- Puzzled Man Seeks Missing Piece
- Quit Grabbing My Butt!
- Ready, Set, Go!
- Saving One Bored Person At A Time
- Seduce My Mind And You Have My Body, Find My Soul And I’m Yours Forever
- Sexy, Outgoing…and you?
- Slippery When Wet
- Trust Me…I’m A Doctor!
- Unwrap This Package
- Wanted By Many, Taken By None, Looking At Some, Waiting For One
- WARNING: This Profile May Cause Insomnia And Impaired Concentration!
Well, there you have it! 101 of the BEST dating profile headlines that we here at the Dating Commando have ever come across. Use them for the purposes of good, not evil!
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4 Comments
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November 7th, 2011 at 7:51 am
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January 15th, 2012 at 11:15 pm
Thanks Oscar!
I think boys and girls, men and women alike are quite responsible and fully aware of the consequences of their actions and don’t need to be hand-held through the process. However, you do bring up a great point in that there is a lot to take into consideration when trying to meet up with that special someone. That’s the point of the book: The Dating Commando: The Ultimate Kick-Ass Guide To Conquering Women Online. The book skillfully and easily takes men, ordinary men just like you and I through the minefield that is online dating and helps them to find that one (or many) woman of their dreams, without the regular BS, time wasting and other crap that can sometimes go hand-in-hand with the process.
Thanks for the reply and happy dating!
January 15th, 2012 at 11:19 pm
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