Hey Guys,

I’d like to talk to you about time wasters. These are the gals who absolutely insist on engaging in long drawn out online conversations before they’ll give you their name, phone number, or even book a date with you.  Here’s a message that a buddy of mine sent to me:

Thanks for the great response! I would prefer to chat via this site a few more times before we start exchanging personal information. I’ve had coffee with 3 gentlemen of which looked nothing like their profile and were painfully awkward so I understand your comment about people not responding well to another confident person…especially a woman. My photos are current and my name is Stephanie, when I first posted this site I was a little gun shy I know who I am and what I’m looking for so please don’t take offense to anything I write, again I’m getting the hang of this and there’s a lot of fraud going on here.

He was completely perplexed about how to answer this. So for the benefit of all of us, let’s break it down.

First, she’d prefer to have a few online conversations before deciding to go anywhere with the experience. Here’s the thing. You’re both on the site to date. Plain and simple. TO DATE. Not to become pen pals, best friends, or even each other’s therapist. Sure, she’s had a few bad experiences. Who the hell hasn’t? And yeah, guys lie all the time. This is why in The Dating Commando I tell you to be HONEST.

Being dishonest only results in awkwardness and she won’t date you again. Ever. Forget about your mad pick-up skills. Lie to her from the get-go and it’s over.

She’s a “confident” woman. Read this as “player”. She’s on the site to feel good about herself and have men chase and fawn all over her. She’s there to pick and choose at will, to feel desired and beautiful. You’re dealing with a serial dater. If you want to win this one, you absolutely MUST turn the tables and get her working hard to win you over. Don’t fall into her trap. Make her work for you.

“I know what I’m looking for…blah blah blah.” The best way to handle this is to straight up ask her what she’s looking for. Tell her you’d love to hear all about it over coffee or a glass of wine. If anything she doesn’t go for it, kick her to the curb right away and move on. Make no apology for it and don’t even offer an explanation. Respond with “I’m going to pass. All the best.” and leave it at that. She’ll respond with either “Ok, no probs” or “who the #(@$%! do you think you are?!” Either way, DO NOT reply. Just move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

And hey, if you do win her over, BONUS! Have fun and enjoy yourself. Don’t forget to buy a copy of The Dating Commando

In short, the moment she says she’d like to “chat” for a bit, it’s done. Move on, say goodbye and find someone else.

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Great dating starts with an equally great headline.  No doubt about it, this unique, short piece of text says more about you than a few simple words ever can alone.  Nothing works harder for you to grab her attention and have her responding to you.

Before I give you the list (and it’s an AWESOME list compiled from the 101 BEST dating profile headlines of all time), there’s a few things you need to know about writing the best dating profile headline.  First off, avoid saying anything negative.  And I mean absolutely NO NEGATIVE comments.  No negative phrases, no negative connotations, no negative anything.  Second, NO and absolutely NO sexual references.  Believe me, while you think your greatest asset is your monster dick, she probably won’t.  So play it safe and don’t do it.

When she’s searching the dating sites looking for the new love of her life, the first thing she’s going to look at is the headline of your dating profile. If you have a bad or uninteresting profile headline, she’ll pass you up and move on.  A successful dating profile headline, on the other hand, will have her reading and relishing every single succulent word you write.  A successful headline:

• says something unusual
• says something interesting
• says something exciting
• says something absolutely outrageous
• is creative and PROVOCATIVE
• is ALWAYS positive

Here’s a couple of examples of the best dating profile headlines to get you started:

“Just Friends? I have enough friends…”
“Bad Boy Seeks Good Girl”
“More Than Just Your Boy-Toy”
“Rich, Well Traveled, Good Looking Guy Seeks Gal Who’ll Believe Anything”
“Victoria’s Secret? No. But I Could Be Your Secret!”
“Free Trial – Inquire Within”
“The Guy Your Mother Warned You About”

Got the idea? Those are some pretty eye-catching dating profile headlines that will get her attention BIG TIME! Okay, thanks for your patience and let’s get on with The 101 Best Dating Profile Headlines that the Dating Commando has found!

1. What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew turned out to be the someone for you?
2. 333: I’m only half evil!
3. Four out of Five Doctors Recommend: Me!
4. A Cut Above The Rest
5. Dating Headline? That’s So Yesterday!
6. They Call A Day Without Sunshine – Night
7. A Good Man Is Hard To Find, But A Bad One Is Hard To Resist
8. A Good Man Is Easy To Find: Just Look Below
9. A Hard Act To Follow
10. A Hopeless Romantic with No One To Romance With
11. A Little Bit Curious
12. A Penny For Your Thoughts
13. A Perfect Body and a Perfect Mind
14. A Road Less Traveled Is A Journey Remaining To Be Seen
15. A Weird Combination of Nerd and Nympho
16. Absinth Makes The Heart Grow Warmer
17. Adventurer, Risk Taker, Artist
18. Ahoy! Looking For A Shipmate!
19. Turns Out Not All Men Are Created Equal After All
20. All That Glitters Is Gold
21. Almost Too Good To Be True
22. Am I Hot Enough For You?
23. Ambitious Risk Taker Seeks Partner
24. Any Good fE-mails Out There?
25. Appearance Catches The Eye, Personality Captures The Heart
26. Are The Other Guys Here Really That Uncreative?
27. Are We On The Same Page?
28. Arrogant Prick With Soft Sensitive Side (Just Joking – There Is No Sensitive Side)
29. Beauty Does Not Impress Me
30. Blue Eyes Looking For Blue Skies
31. Bookworm Seeks Bookmark To Keep His Place
32. Boy Toy Looking To Be Played With
33. Can I Ask You For Directions?
34. Can You Guess My Favorite Spot To Be Kissed?
35. Cat Lover Seeks Purrrfect Lap
36. Cheap At Twice The Price
37. Chocolate Lover Seeks Something Sweeter
38. Click To Add To Cart
39. Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some Things Are Just Better Rich
40. Coffee, Tea, or Me?
41. Collector’s Item
42. Crazy Like A Fox
43. Cultured Risk Taker Seeks Selfish, High Maintenance, Self Centered Woman
44. Dating Can Be Fun, I can Prove It!
45. Dating Shouldn’t Be Difficult!
46. Disneyland Isn’t The Only Place Dreams Come True
47. Don’t Be Shy…I Don’t Bite – Most of the Time
48. Don’t Forget To Blink
49. English Is My First Language, Sarcasm My Second
50. Ever See A Perfect Body Before?
51. Experimental Cook Seeks Food Taster
52. Finders Keepers
53. First Mate Seeks Captain
54. Fish Looking To Be Caught
55. Free 30 Day Trial!
56. Free To A Good Home
57. Fun, Fun, Fun – Did I Mention Fun?
58. Future Soccer Moms Apply Here
59. Geek Seeking Geekette
60. Going All The Way
61. Good Date, Guaranteed!
62. Great Catch Seeks The Same
63. Great Cook Seeks To Add Spice To Your Life
64. Handy Man Has Own Tools
65. HauteStuff
66. Have Wings…Will Travel
67. Here Today, Will Be Gone Tomorrow
68. Hi! I’m Mr. Right And I Heard You Were Looking For Me
69. How Is Sex Like Snow? (Answer: You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it’ll last!)
70. I’m Not Opinionated, Just Always Right
71. I don’t Bite – Hard
72. I Hate Paris Hilton
73. I’ll Bend You Over Backwards
74. Jerk Seeks Bitch
75. Just What The Doctor Ordered
76. Kicking Ass And Taking Names!
77. Kid Tested, Mom Approved
78. Laughter Is The Best Medicine
79. Let’s Get Physical
80. Love At First Site
81. Love Me For My Mind Not My Body; Play With My Body Not My Mind
82. Magnet Seeks Steel
83. More Fun Than A Barrel Of Monkeys
84. Music Video Director Seeks Hot Video Chick
85. Next!
86. No Witty Headline
87. Not A Model, I Just Look Like One
88. Now It’s My Turn!
89. Oxytocin Is To Love, As Testosterone Is To…
90. PG-13? Not Me!
91. Puzzled Man Seeks Missing Piece
92. Quit Grabbing My Butt!
93. Ready, Set, Go!
94. Saving One Bored Person At A Time
95. Seduce My Mind And You Have My Body, Find My Soul And I’m Yours Forever
96. Sexy, Outgoing…and you?
97. Slippery When Wet
98. Trust Me…I’m A Doctor!
99. Unwrap This Package
100. Wanted By Many, Taken By None, Looking At Some, Waiting For One
101. WARNING: This Profile May Cause Insomnia And Impaired Concentration!

Well, there you have it! 101 of the BEST dating profile headlines that we here at the Dating Commando have ever come across.  Use them for the purposes of good, not evil!

SPECIAL UPDATE:

The Dating Commando has just created an amazing Online Dating Profile Headline Generator!
Generate thousands of Kick-Ass Dating Profile Headlines and Message Subject Lines that GET NOTICED at the click of a mouse! It doesn’t get any easier than this!!
Try it out FREE here: www.dating-command.com/dating-profile-headline-generator

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